![]() ![]() In the app, you can put your different devices into groups like the living room, bedroom, and kitchen, which is perfect for this dastardly plan. From your phone, you can ‘drop in’, and send messages to the Alexa at home that will be heard by anyone in listening range. The drop-in feature on the Alexa app is probably one of the most useful features the little smart speakers have. You can get into a lot of mischief with this skill, and if you have multiple Alexas scattered around the house you can really terrorize your friends and family. I can study it, and learn how it feeds and breeds.Once you do that, you can set a timer for how long you want her to wait before unleashing a blood-curdling scream. At least now I know where it lives and haunts, and I can hope to contain it. To be honest, I’m terrified to delete it. ![]() But then it becomes sentient, senses I’ve let my guard down and decapitates me with the guitar from “Cedarwood Road.” This album is death. Sometimes I’ll go weeks - months! - of getting into my car and hearing the songs I actually want to hear, and I’ll forget about it. And there’s no rhyme or reason for when it decides to remind me it’s still alive. I’ve lost pictures, videos, passwords, text messages and phone numbers during these upgrades. I’ve gone through approximately 423 iPhones since then. ![]() That should take care of it,” I said to myself, stupidly, multiple times in 2014. ![]() I assumed that this shameless paean to late-stage capitalism would be easy to get rid of. But each song sounds like elevator music to Hell. The haunting would be less harrowing if the album was actually good. ![]()
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